A chap who stayed a city hotel overnight was presented with a bill for €250, which he felt was too much. When he asked why, the hotel manager told him it was a standard charge. She added that the hotel had Wi-fi, satellite TV, a pool and a spa. When the chap insisted that he had used none of these services, the manager told him that they were available and he could have. So the man took out €50 from his wallet and told the manager he was deducting €200 for sleeping with him overnight. “I certainly did not,” spluttered the stunned manager. The man replied, “Ah, but I was available and you could have.”